A convincingly happy crab is trying to persuade a SEXXXXY woman into thinking he is a person.

Moot being fucking awesome and smoking weed

One fucked up piano

My mind couldnt believe it, however my body did. I was finally going to be ass fucked. I felt something that urged me to bend over and....

And then Johnathan finally realized something. Something so provokingly depressing. He cant for the love of his family, find a job because Q

Fucking duck trying to take my goddamn bread i worked hard for.

That fucking cat