White, curly-haired, French dog breed or 3.1415926

Oh god yessss

The shark from Jaws suddenly sprouted legs and is vomiting up the Grudge.

Frog smoking out of a hookah

dolan u triked me bugz pls

Blonde chick with cat ears shoving an eggplant up her ass

Spaghetti (no sauce) wearing a blue hat

Spider cat

An actor advertising something because he has no money. Also, he's wearing a lei.

A guy who clearly jacks off too much playing the saxophone

Listening to the sound of the barrel of a handgun.

BECAUSE?! WHY?! WHY?!