I'd like to smoke pot and sleep, but first, I need to fuck a female blue alien.

An eloquent green dinosaur emerges unscathed from an erupting volcano and demands his coffee

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A dog smokes a joint while standing on its hind legs on the moon with a space storm brewing up in the background.

Angry waffle leaves his blue wife

A dirty, swearing and probably blasphemous angel gets locked out of heaven and expresses his discontent.

Aw GOD DAMMIT, Nepeta! -_-

A gay pride movement down the streets of Vienna on a sunny day clashes with the emo/goth parade and gradually merges with it.

An orange car races through an unorthodox Russian racing track while a patriotic potato watches astonished (+ an unimpressed yellow man)

Johnny Bravo's genitalia

i liek dat cheez on mah burgerz

Horny police man comes back from the 1960s and beats up a random black guy.

Surrealist pig with a long snake's tongue wearing a striped black and orange (tiger like pyjama

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