sperm being told by another sperm that it would produce retarded babies.
bipolar balloon
A horsie's bottom is shocked and appalled.
Shit. You broke the chain. :o
blue dog doll
Someone stretches his neck backwards while listening to... 2010 music? He doesn't write very well, does he?
It just says como with an accent and a upside down question mark
A high squirrel telling Garfield to shut up.
Shrek: But my time here is ogre.
mrs rainbow killing headless zombie hellokitty
a mand in a green hat wonders "why"
Time to get high as a mother fucker!!!! Smoke the weed bitch!
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