who needs love handles, when you have bike handles?

Doodle or Die

Inserting beef jerky into a very hairy vagina.

sherlock.

that fucking terrible ET game they released for atari.

you call that a knife? THIS is a knife!... ooooo, down i go.

the things that make you badass no matter who you are.

Gay man holding a dildo yelling "no"

"hey look the sunrise!" Accualy iz dolan

overweight clown who has hardly much to live for in life. he tried promoting his circus show, but sadly gained no audience.

someone who can't spell for shit loves godzilla.

looks like it's rape o'clock.

i dunno where you magic pixies came from, but i sure like your pixie drink.

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