T-rex is sad that his arms are too short.

His spoon is too big and full of rainbows.

A whale of a penis ejaculating on a poor, helpless short guy.

Magic: A talking sandwich chillin' with a fly.

The back view of a naked curly haired red head.

Jesus drinking a refreshing glass of water.

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Godzilla is rollerskating and fire breathing. At the same time.

During the grey times of his life this seemingly happy fellow is examining his the blade of his pocket knife.

There is a dog at the end of the rainbow.

There is a really happy lookin' dude that has a striped t-shirt for every day of the week.

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