Billy Bob's Brokerage encourages you to invest in purple drank, but your original idea of investing in orange broccoli is questionable.

It's raining right into the mouth of a volcano, and nowhere else. It's an extremely unsettling vision of a topsy turvy world.

What could it mean? His Wonderful Important Personage? Happy Waffles In Wales? He had to know! HE HAD TO KNOW!!!

Mario Kart's rainbow road.

A fish jettisons itself out of the water, jubilant and oblivious to the horrors of land which are yet to come.

After many years in Minecraft, we have done it. We have finally built the mech warrior. Arm the laser cannons...let's take down this server.

You know what they say, buddy - divide and conquer (dat ass).

"Whoa, whoa. Moose bro. I get that you like Death Cab For Cutie, but could you please not sing this fucking song so close to me?"

Jim seemed surprisingly excited to have his hand turned into a plethora of pissing dicks by the wizard. Maybe a little too excited.

The cop mused over the headstone of his drowned partner. "That guy owed me two hundred and fifty bucks. What an asshole." Most people agree.

A man says hello to a young child in a way that is completed devoid of malice or sexual deviancy, with no room for alternate interpretation.

a pterodactyl carrying a blue monster in its talons