A generic stickman complains about new chains while a shiny new chain dangles above him.

It's Simcity. The new shitty EA bullshit piece of garbage fuckfaced idiot simulator.

What if Canada was a weed?

The man with the rainbow badge shyly offers you sperm-flavored nuts.

A stickman awkwardly prepares to masturbate to Windows Outlook.

Anon thinks the people on his subway are judging his playing of the Nintendo DS.

Doodle or Die

FLEENSTONES??

Red man being poked by flying fish

Hey, it's Jim! God damn it Jim, stop hanging in the ceiling how does your cap even stay on

>Who for serious

IT'S THE PEAR!

A dose of rape is administered to a nonpictured individual

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