Shoe-obsessed dwarf with a leg tumor standing at the foot of the Mountains of Fire

[S] Jake: Adventure time. (With lasers)

A ghost is surprised when he turns on his bath taps and the water is too cold

Yoda lifts a Roman soldier wearing a medieval knight's helmet and throws him into a giant bowl full of jelly ants and chocolate bears

[S] Dave: STRIFE.

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo city like a big playground

[S] 40-Year-Old Shirtless Jake and Human Bumchinned Hearts Boxcars: STRIFE!

Michael's birthday. He got lots of green and purple presents. (Or at least he has now)

Pink Japanese tentacle monster with sunglasses subtly giving a succubus (and me) her daily dose

McDonald's murders innocent kawaii potatoes in horrific marketing accident

Boss being a pure shit-eating person to his poor employee and saying something that I can't actually read properly and can't be bothered to

I need my dose, doc