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Plot twist: This time the hot dog is in Jasmine's eye socket.

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Volcano is inconsolable because he keeps killing blue people accidentally.

A tearful Cookie Monster is jerking off Grover for a box of oreos in an alley. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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Fat femme nerd with yellow teeth, braces and lots of snot. Loves my little pony and pokemon. Might also be a klan member.

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George washington sexing up a watermelon

gothic wedding cake

Sex-in-a-box JR. fun for all ages!

A black cock escaped the farm

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the coolest octopus nightlight/ disco ball

A thirsty guitarist and his pet coyote trek across the desert at sunset.

SURPRISE YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE TUBE IS ACTUALLY FILLED WITH GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE AND BROWN VOMIT.

multi colored snake is upset because of how few hits his webpage gets

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