A bum is determined to turn his life around as he walks through NYC

a snake with dismembers a woman with telekinesis

Barney Stinson is tall as tits.

Count sheep? Why not be sheep?

Water flows into the dark void where everything is rainbows

"We're not a couple!"...but they are

a person with a split tongue

Lucifer taunts Princess Peach with Mario's severed head.

Captain Obvious is no man, baby.

A man plays frisbee with a three-headed girl/dog

ectoplasmic cat attacks a cool apple

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