Didja hear? The breakfast monsters got Bill today.

Pikachu has terrible penmanship.

I ripped out my heart for you!

A stupid bird with a blue butt.

The tree sang a lovely (if only slightly flat) song to the man who didn't understand the powerful message behind it.

Horsey Potter chasing after the Golden Snitch.

Do the windy thing!

Pink puppet Casey likes shipping.

I sad man with a dick and a firecracker.

A man is confused by a fireplace, while another is tired of his pal's confusion.

Sad lady shoots herself while crying and wearing a horrible pink shirt.

You have a lightbulb. Congratulations!