mary pls

In a stunning turn of events, neither Romney nor Obama win the election. Instead, Slenderman's cousin James gets the position.

A broken tablet

Ron comes out to Harry and Hermione.

The twin shackles drifted though the void, the monotony of their existence an ever-present nag in the back of their minds.

A dancing backwards letter n

Edd is the city. Its him.

Sonic tells the devil to shut his face.

THE RED SHIRTS HAVE THE KEY. I REPEAT: THE RED SHIRTS HAVE THE KEY.

"kelp," whispered the lone tampon.

As the man rode his gondela down the Sien River he noticed something blocking his way. Could it be... no... IT WAS A GIANT SCREAMING APPLE!

The sun growled angrily at Pacman's red Bother. "So it has come to this," he snarled. Pacman's red brother raised his epic sword and...