Replicate your desktop onto the canvas.

Cursive lettering that looks very stylish and fruity had it not been full of swears. A pain in the ass to do on a trackpad.

It's an advertisement, and it's also a hat, and it's also a picture, and it's also this and that, and fuck I'm starting to run out of charac

Rick Astley loses his virginity to a ten-foot panda bear in the middle of the caribbean desert (which totally exists). Also, flying carpet.

What appears to perhaps be a human gazed upon from behind, wearing a T-shirt and jeans, has no limbs other than stubs for arms. What a fag.

WTF! T-Rex's arms are too small to even reach the keyboard!

ITS A TRAP

Furious masturbation inside a miniature cube made of cardboard, clown fetish involved.

DEES BEETCH CHREE WAUNTS EETS LEENKS GEEV EET TU HEEM

Semag, erafraw, nredom, TITS AND STUFFFFF

Motherbucking rainbow dash!

Are those watermelons?