large and poorly drawn hat ejaculating what appear to be black, red, and yellow circles.

That one TV show from the 90's with the black guy who has power of electricity and like an electric skateboard or some shit.... static shock

Samurai Jack being told not to do it.

big boob orange guy thinks rainbows suck

hooker arriving at her customers door, but their child answers the door first, and imeditly realizes that the hooker is there for the father

clapping at the cinema

werewolves hate silver! So do blackmen!

Amphibicock

yellow santa klaus

Kamina

Homestuck is the fucking shit

Too much efort ;)