You stand at the beach. The waves whisper a quiet story to you about how you're worth the life it gave. "You are cute.", the words hug you.

Sasuke holds a kitchen knife with sharingan activated. These vegetables will know the meaning of what it means to be truly diced by night

We tried to capture him sir. Yes with the ropes. But- yes, sir. Yes, he just kept moaning. We're pretty sure we can't torture him, too kinky

Headline: Good news! The blow up foam dinosaur from the capsule you put in the bathtub has successfully posted online!

I think these are two final fantasy characters. There's one singing in a "I'm in a bar sitting on a piano" way and someone else is screaming

Unstoppable Force Cat vs. Immovable Object Cat fight for ownership of a singular churo, sure to render the Universe to atoms in their wake

Jessica Rabbit and the small rabbit making heart eyes at Jessica rabbit because he loves his wife. I think his name is Roger. Oh right the m

Autumn is in an art crib with a pumpkin. Wait I think it's a jail. Autumn in Autumn crib jail.

Pink jorts mean that you have no choice but to make heart eyes

It's DJ's birthday but he's in danger. It must be the work of the bourgeoisie.

Hello Kitty goes Byebye Shitty (Lost at Sea Ending)

Lucas from Mother 3 and maybe Trix are going to absolutely demolish a bowl of rice with some toppings.