A man starts to draw but accidentally hits the submit button prematurely.

One man's penis disregards the beauty of the world.

A space couple on their honeymoon struggle to find parking for their UFO.

After a hefty workout, a tanned body-builder wearing pink mittens punches his arm through a tacky cooking pot. "Take that, distastefulness!"

A lake monster, dissatisfied with his life, heads home from his 9 to 5 job, reluctant to tell his wife that he was not promoted today.

An accurate depiction of American politicians.

Interracial monarchy.

The triforce of courage hates American football.

Abe Lincoln puts his sunglasses on.

Lemon ice-cream scoop stuck on the moon.

Tsimfuckis is a discouraged skater.

You got salt in my gummy worms!

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