muppet doesn't respect your personal space.

man gives his girlfriend, who is a door, a tulip

This rhino has excellent taste because it's eating rainbow cake. Good for you, rhino.

Jew spitting out fire while a polar bear looks sad and the sun looks radical

Hockey player has a sapphire in his helmet and he's surprised

Crying fluttershy

A weird mutant ant spider demands a goose pays up, but the goose is a goose

Chicken shitting on a guys head, he likes it.

green man asks if his poop is racist

a girl with blue hair is crosseyed with a Homestar Runner reference at the bottom.

blue bat poops on purple boobs

Mr and Ms Universe getting it on while standing up

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