A spider wishing to be real on a retarded red bed

A carrot dildo wishing to be used for self pleasuring purposes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh why Mario,why, just bang Daisy too?

A grumpy TF2 Engineer complaining about the Spy that keeps banging his wife.

therefore k

a friendly 2D alligator with shitty graphics without antialiasing trying to hug the off-drawing humans that are scared of his lack of teeth.

|v | showing their hate for ponies and shark titties by flipping them off while holding the head of an unknown species' carcass.

A newfag playing TWEWY:SR on their iPad 400 billion with tho pieces of shit on neku's face

angry mr choo-choo tries to be a dick

Some crazy person trying to microwave a newly-grown chick for 21 minutes and 30 seconds.

pink unicorn-rhino watching as a birthday cake mad out of circuitry is about to explode. (rhino doesn't know that)

Riceball-man trying to argue with an off-screen patrick star from sponge bob while he is dressed as sponge bob