A running nose. Oh, a pun!

The word Man murders a pizza with a sharp Cutco knife, wile the pizza is apparently bleeding, the man says, "Oh, hello, want some pizza?" ~~

A realistic looking bear. Not a pile of pink poo.

Zebra in outer space with the solar system in the background.

Cigarette talking to a horse, saying "S'up." The cigarette is lit.

Ice-cream truck

A fish on tv saying, "Follow your dreams." The fish is wearing a red tie, and the channel is Fish 2.3.

A fat zombie girl.

Draw whatever you like. I am lacking ideas, so draw whatever you like.

an ALIEN KILLINGA GUY WITH HIS WEINER. (caps)

Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney