Doodle or Die

What Jombee sees when he closes his eyes/testicles

Doodle or Die

As the rescue team trudged through the dark room of disgusting posters, a weaboo jumped out with a minigun, yelling "DON'T HURT MY WAIFU"

Doodle or Die

Kilgore is going to save the world from hipsters. AccountsAreShit approves.

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The elixr wore off, and King Kong and Diglett were seperated into 2 entities like before.

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Clam seduces goat. Ah fuck it, draw Butt Farter.

HISTORY TIME Orangeduck was around way before this, around the time of Yellowface, I liked it but it didn't get spread a lot so I revived it

For thanksgiving, a family sits down to a meal of... Orangeduck? And also pussy

I have an intense fear of Tyler, The Creator.

Man drinks beer, plays DoD while drunk, the computer punches him in the face, and he dreams of magenta sausages

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Horrible, horrible tragedy at the Dinosaur Crosswalk. But luckily, a scientist has arrived to make the dinosaur roadkill into Frankendinos!

DRAW! PAINT! SCULPT! screamed the chalkboard, "OR I'LL BEAT YOU!" Then the man drew a gun and used it to shoot the chalkboard. He was FREE!

Woman injected with flower-shaped needles. She will soon turn into a zombie.

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