pikachu has evolved into a pile of crap.
Donald Trump has fired you.
A man in a red hat is unable to reach his true love, Severus Snape, through the brick wall which separates them.
It's slam poetry night with the gangsta goat!
a man with an x for a face tells the purple, fire breathing witch's hat with a face "FUCK YOU"
The Ebola virus wreaks havoc on Mars.
The Jewish man cannot tell you what it's like.
Unfashionable slippers.
What a fancy weiner dog.
A snail has invested in a carpet for his back.
The anime-induced plague is upon us.
A frog and a cat fail to understand each other. The tragedy.