he claims he has your heart, but it looks like a clam or a walnut.

blue hummingbird

coat headed man in a suit

i'm not a pedophile!

flying intestines

angry at a vampire

a guitar made of DIAMONDS

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my weightlifting sports-loving heart is spouting bacon and beer. It's looking pretty sad about that. Also, it seems to be wearing sunglasses

a man goes to the letter store

trying to draw an explosion & giving up

a masterpiece