ed invites marie into his rape dungeon. the toilet chair has been masterfully and lovingly drawn

jasmine from aladdin is bound up and bent over a log. She is being spanked by a french plank of wood that may be sentient

A man watches on in dismay as the american flag attempts an act of deadly terrorism

Nicki Minaj is crying and sorry, conservatively dressed for once

a bunch of balloons rides a segway up a hill of pink flesh

vegetables are surprisingly heavy, although worms appreciate them

A caterpiller is unhappy his lack of arms prevent him from playing the best game system

The yield curve for a 10 Year Bond assuming low growth with moderate inflation

HIIIIIGHWAAAAAY TO THE DAAAAAAANGER ZOOOONE

three ice cubes float in dirty orange juice

in the post apocolyptic future of 2012, the underclass cannot write by hand

Beaver abandons possum, as is the destiny of the treacherous dam-builder