This is a horse butt. There is a tail on it. It's not poop, it's the tail.

F*cking spam

OMG there is a tornado coming out of the tv

Excuse me, there is a penguin in my soup

Angry teen dad smacks baby against the floor because YOLO

A guy wakes up and realizes it's 3 am

So tell me, Mr. Henderson: deal or no deal?

A thoughtful hamster inquiring about donuts being friends or not

No, daddy. Stop beating poor Elizabeth ):

A jacket with four boobs included

This orange pig is too stoned

The green lizard has chosen Snoop Dogg as a role model