A piece of poo with an afro and blue eyes offers a cigarette and asks a question i can't read

Doodle or Die

Naked Conan O'Brien

Malnourished black man is impressed by a pile of chocolate pudding producing green steam

Barney gave birth to the ugliest baby known to man

ILLUMINATI DORITO WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

ZEUS describes himself

old man with cane

black dot on a rainbow

a hateful computer

Australian tennis ball is angry at it's incapable owner

link will not communicate with the flying dorito

ILLUMINATI DORITO destroys the pink panther with the power of 1000 suns

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