I need to go sit in the corner of my dark room and cry over what I just saw on my laptop

santa's bag is actually a house with a chimney and a well watered lawn

Dear Diary, Today I spilled the blood of my friends all over your pages. I had a great day.

CALIBORN WASTED

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the coolest place in america

a black guy shoots Sweden in the butt with a gun he strapped onto his crotch

RAD PUNKS SKATEBOARDING (WITH ELBOW AND KNEEPADS CUZ SAFETY FIRST)

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The Game

! the yolk is coming out of the egg !

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A mailbox with a postcard in it

this hot airballoon is so high in the sky u don't even know bro

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the teenage mutant ninja turtles with pizzas instead of heads

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