A pretty girl and her chubby friend are sitting in a sauna. The girl thinks they can watch porn to get in the mood. Also, green leeches.

A cat is hypnotized into becoming dyslexic

Deadmaus is playing a Spotify list for his gullible audience

Superman is floating dead in the water. Zombie sun is using it's rays to revive him.

Mario and Luigi. Mario is extra fat.

A cactus is putting on a fake smile while listening to the retarded stories of it's retarded cactus friend. Blind sun looks over awkwardly.

A white and a black sword are dueling above a sea of blood or tomato soup

Clint Eastwood performs a magic trick

A man realizes his wasting his life doodling with total strangers

How you imagine other Doodlers look like

A dead man is brought to life by the smell of a fart

An alt-right frog on his first day of kindergarden