Do you want the Red Pushpop or the Blue Pushpop?

Fat robot lets out a fart.

What the hell is a BRONIE?

The gates of Heaven look much scarier from up close.

A man cannot resist performing fellatio on his coat -girl doll.

Tiny frilled lizard Reptar tries to be fierce.

Guacamole cat wearing a Star Trek communicator.

My girlfriend asks how she looks in her new bathing suit and all I can think about is how square her hips are.

I look on as an armless man in the distance jumps for joy.