A sad shark can't reach his alcohol on the bar, no matter how much he struggles.

A blue basketball just got stabbed by a thorn and is deflating. It's so horrible that part of it had to be censored.

Grim reapers got fat rolls.

THIS GUY IS FOR REAL.

The preacher ladybug man has too much work to do on his apple computer. He's fuckin pissed.

A zombie died for mickey mouse.

Viking guy drinking wine from the skull of his enemies, but it leaks out the eyeholes.

Bunch of dicks writing the constitution. >:C

Two stickfigures fight for anorexic superiority.

A ninja banana readies a throwing knife, the pale moonlight illuminating his recent kill of a watermelon in an ancient ninja training ground

Nerd listening to tunes on his ipod.

The green giant is coming for you!