CHEESE WILL LIGHT THE WAY

a woman with tits for a nose

poor man. hes alone. hes crying. how could this beautiful bearded man be alone when he has such voluminous long hair?

come over baby

HELP I AM DROWNING IN A POOL OF SNOT

i trusted you. i. trusted. you. and you PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

ANGRY RAIN CLOUD

a phone trying to answer itself

a sad spider quietly whispering "why"

hot choklety milk

a muscular naked man. hes kinda ugly.

damn! my shoe fell in the water!!!