A purple octopus with a astronaut helmet peeing pink piss, next to a tree with a sign saying "last baby" and a pond.

A single member of the blue man group has gone streaking, after the make-up artist has applied a 20cm thick layer of make-up.

a crying carrot

an insane person

Earth is pissed of because someone blew up a bomb on the moon.

A painting of VV Gogh.

A blonde girl riding a unicorn

A three-eyed pink alien who is crying because there is a pile of shit on his head. I wish I was making this stuff up...

Two pieces of bacon discussing their relationship: "We were on a break" one exclaims! "No we weren't" the other responds.

A brown lion with puke-green hair

A guy saying "NO!"

A yellow dot, a smaller black dot, and a blue line.

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