The most irresistible temptation known to man... Nutella... on toast

He laughs at the bulimic guy, she is shocked.

A marble contemplates peak oil and what this means for humanity's future. THE MARBLE IS A SHITTY METAPHOR FOR THE EARTH.

The colors, man, THE COLORS, THEY SPEAK TO ME!

Check out my guns

Nazi wrench monkey blows up a nuclear facility

Oh my, someone screwed up and put a banana in my buns instead of a hot dog

A hamburger is distraught as a portal to another world opens on its body and out comes a smug red snake

A robot man rollerblading on train tracks, chasing after a train

Three people standing as if alone in front of a floating house and tree.

Man with shorts uses a house's gutters to relieve himself in front of the homeowner and his dog

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TRAUMATIZE POOR BILLY? YOU'RE HIS SISTER, YOU SHOULD TAKE BETTER CARE OF HIM

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