fanta and cola are in a struggle to the death; it is symbolical art. the fanta is kirk and cola is spock. TWO FRIENDS BATTLING FOR NOTHING!!

a blue horse has undergone surgery to convert the back half of it's body into a brown sheep. it was a great success. the sheep died though!!

a man in baggy pants and a shirt with a green stain on it runs from the border patrol, intent on escaping to mexico and joining the cartel

a giant newspaper stands over the ruins of new york, triumphant, having destroyed all of the buildings and grown a giant cactus nearby.

a sad and shameful turtle hangs his head and walks away, twiddling his thumbs. or whatever turtles have.

gay porn takes out a whip and spins it into a purple hurricane full of blood. it is going to FUCK YOU IN THE ASS. HOLY SHIT. HELP ME. GOD NO

a giant blocky hand points towards the word, "no", meanwhile offscreen the other hand fists the hell out of Rosy O'Donnell's gaping vaginas.

HOUSE IN PENCIL SHARPENER NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOO

a map of known dolphin rape caves in the gulf of mexico; active dolphin rape caves are marked in red, dormant ones in black. DOLPHINS RAPE

abraham lincoln is defecating upon the corpse of a monkey outside of the lincoln memorial, which is burning down. it is raining money.

abraham lincoln is defecating upon the corpse of a monkey outside of the lincoln memorial, which is burning down. it is raining money.

a man with no face with the words "no face" written where his face should be yells out, "holy mackerel!" at the oncoming avalanche of cocks.