Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? (....) SPLAT%

What is life, but a kiss from a knife? Keep fighting for that sausage-boat at the end of the rainbow, fight on, even if you feel low. Huzzah

Sad, overly-attached blob creature

Dr.Dan Streetmentioner, a grammarian and author of Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations, a manual on the grammar of time travel

......Q....R....S...T....V...W.

Bioshock: Nuclear Winter

Something that scares you.

Bill Nye the Cheesestring Guy

Anywhere in Alabama pre 1950, not a good time to be alive and non-white/christian/rich.

Guy wearing a Mr T chain which has a religious teddy bear as its centrepiece. The bear may or may not be part of an Illuminati conspiracy.

1,2,3,4 I declare a Thumb Wa.....Wait, what do you mean I can't do that? The UN said what? SCREW THE UN, this is 'MURICA. Thumb Wars biatch.

Lazy fuck