Lemon trees flourish next to rivers. That's a scientific fact, yo.

Cat with dapper 'stache is aghast at how much weight Mr Unicorn has gained.

America's favorite new game show, Find The Microbe, is cancelled when everyone realizes that the microbes are always the green ones.

Rather a good rendering of the 'flipping a table in rage' emoticon.

She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka-dot bikini!

Nuclear waste loves you, baby.

New Chain

The book that changed the world.

Bucky, the dental hygiene giraffe!

Rattlesnake has sharp teefs.

Drowning man says, "Go".

Africa.

Lieutenant Duck loses one of his best men in battle.

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