An older styled cellphone with a manufacturers defect that only has the first three numbers labeled.

Counting Crows! (If so, quite clever sir)

Bananas participating in a tribal sacrifice over a volcano

A ufo vomiting green stuff with Cap N' Crunch on a confused desert lizard with back spines

A female baby without a shirt levitates in front of a Starbucks

Gradients

Mario walking in on Luigi and Peach being intimate.

A T-Rex receives less than satisfactory results on his bacon exam.

Man blowing fire into a gentleman's face.

'WTF' written in an etch-a-sketch.

"What's so funny about peace, penis and death? And understanding."

Oh shit, hipster caterpillar just joined the party. Also, there's Old Spice.