An itallian king snorts what he believes to be cocaine. it is actually sugar.

an obese monstrosity chirps

Words complain.

A horse spouts an internet meme to better argue with his peers, but it goes poorly.

A half-human, half chimpanzee hybrid is infatuated with the breasts of an objecting woman.

A man suffering from an obscure illness begins to release a multicolored liquid from the area generally referred to as the mouth.

A man is rather appalled by floating letters that spell out a message of confusion.

A small vomiting goblin contemplates the futility of his existence.

A green giant experiences the multiple layers of love.

The unfortunate suicide of Sylvester the Kite.

A juice box receives a rather nasty cut and begins to bleed ever so slightly.

A defecating ten dollar bill contemplates how he is even shitting to begin with

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