Mom shows her daughter that there's no monster under her bed, there really appears to be two monster eyes right there. Could be slippers.

General Sperm - "Cum on soldiers! GET OFF that boat. Stop DICKING around."

Kratos is angry because he is Kratos

Guy missing an arm is sad because the soda in the bad vending machine got replaced by med-kits

Formal ninja dishonors an oriental fellow

Apple in the shape of a two dimensional heart split down the middle.

8 vertical lines, 4 on both sides, slightly slanting towards the center, where there is a black object hanging between the lines.

Green haired man at nerdy convention <3s the robotic Semicircle Shaped Body Man

Pig man cums beams of skittles (taste the rainbrah)

Sandusky on Reddit

Peacock fell in multicolored paint, seems pissed off.

Snake(s) on a Person's Head