Jeremy, the forlorn dragon, eats delicious Twizzlers without any regard for sharing.

Little gremlin-dude has a strong fondness for beautifully constructed 90 degree angles.

Goku fighting Scorpio

"Gee, mister," said the nature-loving child, "I guess it would be awfully selfish of me to not help you find your lost puppy."

Captain Beaver sings Slenderman tales of Labyn.

Angry tree is going to punch a woman if she doesn't take a complimentary lollipop.

A burning cube says, "Fucklel"

Koala gonna get slapped by the angry cactus

Bowtie demon with candycorn antlers is happy to read an email that says, "Sorry, this is terrible <3".

Holy freaking hell! Dis guy got some MSPaint skillz! (Also, it's a river.)

Kermit is confused by the sheer volume of arrows that point at him.

Pro-gun clouds hate hippy, beatnik clouds. They may also cannibalize them.