Mama had a chicken! Mama had a cow! Dad was proud and he didn't care how!

Jousting, but with bumper cars.

Headless pregnant woman at a football game.

The man is allergic to bees, and has accepted his fate.

The mac and cheese that has been sitting in the back of my fridge for three weeks.

Simba is going to get squished by an exceptionally large rock...

Yao Ming doesn't know what's going on.

I, taco, take you, kiwi, to be my lawfully wedded fruit.

This is a question I do not understand...

Shadow people like tacos too.

Grey tree solves for x

Hay. Haaaaay. Look at mah shoes. LOOK AT 'EM!