Small children attempting to eat the Easter bunny because they suspect he is chocolate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

man is uncomfortable around text emoticons.

Purple chopper

Misleading sign

</3 D':

HI-FIVE WOO! :D

NO, HE'S MORE LIKE A HALF-MAN, HALF-PIG, HALF-BEAR!

Devious Goldfish

Tosh.O

Blushing

Yeah, Brother!