Small children attempting to eat the Easter bunny because they suspect he is chocolate.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
man is uncomfortable around text emoticons.
Purple chopper
Misleading sign
</3 D':
HI-FIVE WOO! :D
NO, HE'S MORE LIKE A HALF-MAN, HALF-PIG, HALF-BEAR!
Devious Goldfish
Tosh.O
Blushing
Yeah, Brother!