Mario is happily biting the head off of a large pink dildo.

a swarm of flies carry jerk flags while a bearded man flips 180 degrees.

Pencils with fairy wings are flying in the sunshine.

A Chicken was born to dance.

an orange monster wielding a knife killing school bullies who are crying

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