A shadowy one-eyed figure is about to finish you off with a horsehead club

Space jellyfish

It's like a cheeseburger apocalypse

Babby's first fus-ro-dah

Eating while driving

Pacman is embarrassed when he discovers what the ghosts do on their day off

Frying eggs on an overheating laptop

A tomato with a bite taken out of it is asking what's going on but making no sense

Green eggs and crosses

People worshiping feces

Only a moron doesn't know how to spell hipacritical

Bottles o' grog