A Lady having a sleep with a man
a phallic symbol
A man looks at a black coat-shaped cloud in the sky.
A man decides if he wants to become Santa for christmas
Santa Claus got stuck in the chimeny-where he will probably die
santa cant fit through the chimney. the legend will never die.
Santa did 12/25
Santa looks down at you menacingly, his eyes glowing red. What did you ever do to deserve this? He cackles, uttering, "I did 12/25...."
Santa brags how he is actually the father of Jesus, making him God. Either that, or he just ripped Jesus out of Mary's womb.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!