Jesus's girlfriend sent him nude pics via text. He showed God and now God is telling everyone about Jesus's girlfriend's tits.
Jesus doesn't want his father(God), to show anybody Stacy's tits. Presumably God has a photo of Stacy's tits on his holy cellular device
Santa Claus refuses to grant a girl's wish for a bigger chest.
kid asks santa for christmas hot babe
Little superman not knowin how to ask santa fo bitches
superman thinking about Britney spears
Bold guy with headphones wanted to say Britney Spears, but accidently said Superman.
Prepubescent kids jackingoff too batman
batman is a villain
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!