Connie decides to give wrestling a try! What would her backstory be?

New wrestler Librarian Cop! Who could she be?

connie in the ring. she has no idea what she's doing there

lisa vs jasper in the boxing ring

Lisa Simpson: ummm Jasper: I'm hoe above punching a child

jasper does a spin attack but gets caught in rose's hair? idk i'm doing my best

Waaat. I see Peridot's face? Theres a yellow star... Or hurricane symbol... and what appears to be two waves at once.

all hail the green dorito

green-fingered-helicopter-gem laughs as the crystal clogs get left in the dust