Ever since the war, I've had a terrible drinking problem.

Freedom snake squeezes terrorist pipe with a vice-like grip

Sexual repression.

the bridge to the blue sphere is locked. you need a gate key to procede

Stickman does not know where he should get the yellow key to access the bland blue skull door.

Bioshock shitty mememememememe

Shepard from mass effect wants to bang a blue piece of cheese

Average session of Mass Effect

EA is a piece of shit