the most spanish thing you can think of
Spain in black capital letters
Moorish invasion of spain
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
An intense, red-robed priest revels in the fact the you are surprised to see him.
The most pimpin' wizard ever says "You are surprised to see me? I enjoy that" while his ring staff jingles softly.
Blind merlin brandishes staff.
blindfolded wizard probably trying to hit a pinata with his staff
Snake is playing candy breaking doll game
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!