RIP in pieces
A broken tombstone
Two shoes in a closet.
sexually insecure boots talking to each other about how they're not gay because they are a match
Two shoes are no homo
two male shoes gettin it on but no homo, bro. it doesnt count if we're shoes
Dancing shoe having sex with an UZI!!! Aww yeah
brown shoe stepping on (the word "UZI" in a thought bubble with a simple surprised face)
A very beautiful boot is thinking dafuq when all of the sudden RANDOM UZI ATTACK. TAKE COVER MAGNIFICENT BOOT! TAKE FUCKING COVER!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!